Here’s something surprising that you probably never thought you’d hear: There is a Britney Spears sex tape for sale. Oh, wait, that’s not surprising at all. Adnan Ghalib, one of the greasy douche paparazzi who Britney Spears was humping for a while last year, is admitting he owns a sex tape starring Britney Spears which they made during a sex filled trip to Mexico , and of course it’s for sale. Adnan Ghalib says he has a 2-hour long sex tape of him and Britney in a Mexican hotel room. The Sun reports:

Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price. He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. “Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico. Adnan added: I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Gosh, I hope this tape is the Scratch-N-Sniff kind! Can you imagine how that room smelled? I’m thinking it was a blend of Drakkar Noir, low tide and ass. Or maybe it’s litter box and bat cave? Whatever it is, it’s sexy, and worth every bit of the nothing I’m offering Adnan for it. Now, I can forgive Britney’s judgement in regards to sleeping with a Paparazzi, because, well, she’s a fucking retard. But no one in her entourage saw this one coming? With all the PR people, lawyers and record executives no one saw this shit coming from like a mile away?

Update: 97.9 KISSFM in Jacksonville, FL has pictures of what they claim might be pictures from this sex tape. They say:

Now we can not confirm nor deny that these are Britney, but about six months ago, someone leaked these pictures, stating they were from Adnan, after a trip to Mexico. If you remember back then, she did have dark hair.”

So here’s who may or may not be Britney looking like a soaking wet crack whore in a cheap hotel bathtub. She has an ugly wrist tattoo, the blackish hair (when she wasn’t wearing the pink wig), the belly piercing, and what looks like a C-section scar, but we’ll leave it for you to decide. Click on pictures to enlarge.